Showing posts with label free quick jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label free quick jokes. Show all posts

Friday, 2 March 2018

Bad Weather Causes chaos in UK but nothing stops the free blonde jokes

Weather report update from free blonde jokes.
Bad weather is causing chaos in England and the UK in general.
roads are closed,  schools and offices are closed due to works not being able to get through  the snow due what the weather forecasters are calling the beast from the east. Hospital workers and staff have asked for help from people with 4x4 vehicles to help bring in staff. Nowhere in the UK has escaped the bad weather. So with all  the doom and gloom I thought I would bring you a bit of light relief with a few of the best free blonde jokes..

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Dumb Blonde Waiting Joke 1
Q: Do you know what a blonde is waiting for at the socket ?
A: For an e-mail.
Free Dumb Blonde Joke 2
How can you keep a blonde girl interested for hours:
Give her a sheet of paper and write on both sides: "Look on the other side".
Free Dumb Blonde Joke 3
Q: What do you call 2 dumb blondes in a car?
A: Dual Airbags.

Free Dumb Blonde Joke 4
Q: What's brown and red and black and blue?
A: A brunette who's told one too many dumb blonde jokes.

Free Dumb Blonde Joke 5
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?
A: You only have to punch information into a computer once.

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Wednesday, 28 February 2018

Loving the free Dumb Blonde Jokes..

here you go once again with a load of free blonde jokes from my website.
what is the origin of the Dumb Blonde Joke.
I have been researching the origins of the jokes and I seems that the first every Dumb Blonde Jokes was back in 57bc ( before Clairol ) there wasn't such a thing as a blonde until they made hair dye then we had loads of the bugger, OK this is just shite so really I will just give you some free blonde jokes from the greatest free adult  jokes website on the net...


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On with the show...


Free Dumb Blonde Joke 1
Q: Why is it okay for blondes to catch a cold?
A: No need for them to worry about blowing their brains out.

Free Dumb Blonde Joke 2
Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?
A: Manages to get the Pop Tarts out the toaster in one piece.




Free Dumb Blonde Joke 3
Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: You don't. They're born that way.




Free Dumb Blonde Joke 4
Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes Twinkle?
A: You shine a torchlight in her ear.

Free Dumb Blonde Joke 5
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says Wait, you forgot the remote control.

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Tuesday, 27 February 2018

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DUMB BLONDE AS FUCK JOKES
as you all love my free blonde jokes here are a few more.
if you want all my free adult jokes in one place then visit my website full of free adult jokes and funny pictures of all kinds.
you will find free blonde jokes, free redneck jokes, free little Johnny jokes, free chav jokes, free quick jokes and one liners.


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Free dumb blonde joke 1
Q: Did you hear about the dumb blonde who tried to kill herself?A: She jumped out a basement window.

Free dumb blonde joke 2
Q: What do you call a couple of blondes in the front seat of a car?A: Air Bags.
Free dumb blonde joke 3
Q: Do you know what is black and blue and found in a ditch?
A: A man who told one to many blonde jokes.

Free dumb blonde joke 4
Q: What do you call a blond with a Chainsaw?
A: Dead.



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