Saturday, 3 March 2018

Six nations rugby love my free blonde jokes

So last Saturday was the Calcutta Cup between England and Scotland.
On the back of 23 wins from 24 the English rugby union squad took the long trek to Murryfield in Scotland. (I say long trek they possibly got on a private jet with a trolly dolly each) while on the coach all the team were reading my Free Dumb Blonde Jokes ( this might not be true ) England turned up played rubbish and got their ass kicked by the Scots. In my humble opinion the forwards were to blame by not protecting the ball during the tackles allowing the scots to drive over and steal the ball, this happened time and time again. The consequence of this was that the English had no ball possession thus the back had no chance to run with the ball...
The reason for the English team playing so bad Eddy Jones has said is that the team were still laughing from reading all the Free Dumb blonde jokes on my website

Thus the team have been banned from my site 24 hours before any future match ( again this may not be true) My site has thousands of free adult jokes, Free chav jokes, Free redneck jokes, free Irish jokes, free funny pictures of animals and babies doing stupid things.

So to drown your sorrows here are 5 more of the greatest free dumb blonde jokes..

Free Dumb Blonde Joke 1:

Dumb Blonde spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate" Free Dumb Blonde Joke 2:
Dumb Blonde put lipstick on her forehead because someone told her to make up her mind.

Free Dumb Blonde Joke 3:

Hear about the Dumb blonde got stabbed in a shoot-out

Free Dumb Blonde Joke 4:

The dumb blonde who told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DONT WALK"

Free Dumb Blonde Joke 5:

The dumb blonde who tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order

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